[轉載]UNIX的一個笑話
在學校BBS上閑逛看見的。笑岔了……---------------------------------------------
csh的:
%?rm?meese-ethics
rm:?messe-ethics?nonexistent
%?ar?m?God
ar:?God?does?not?exist
%?"How?would?you?rate?Dan?Quayle’s?incompetence?
Unmatched?".
%?^How?did?the?sex?change^?operation?go?
Modifier?failed.
%?If?I?had?a?(?for?every?$?the?Congress?spent,?what?would?I?have?
Too?many?( 's
%?make?love
Make:?Don't?know?how?to?make?love.?Stop.
%?sleep?with?me
bad?character
%?got?a?light?
No?match
%?man:?why?did?you?get?a?divorce?
man::?Too?many?arguments.
%?^What?is?saccharine?
Bad?substitute.
%?%blow
%blow:?No?such?job.
bsh的:
$?PATH=pretending!?/usr/ucb/which?sense
no?sense?in?pretending
$?drink?<bottle;?opener
bottle:?cannot?open
opener:?not?found
$?mkdir?matter;?cat?>matter
matter:?cannot?create
posted on 2006-11-08 19:33 The Humble Programmer 閱讀(509) 評論(1) 編輯 收藏 引用 所屬分類: 計算機科學