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line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  夫妻之间开始言不及义,他对我说的话Q大多都是「不用等我」、「早点睡」,我跟他说的话Q也几乎是「你回来了」、「菜在电(sh)饭锅热着」?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  我们没有相同的话题,没有相同的兴,除了「夫妅R名义上的联p,我们的交空泛的可怜,比普通朋友还不如?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  多可W的夫妻关系Q不是吗Q?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  婚前Q我们曾描绘着未来的愿景,他说要生两个孩子Q先男后奻I哥哥可以保护妹妹Q我却认为应该先享受一D两人生z,生孩子的时情倒不急于一Ӟ只是我不惛_了他的兴_q没有说出口?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; 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text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  果然Q太久没有去了,那里已经变成一个我完全不认识的地方?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  沛_旁的吃摊不见了Q全部集中在捯站附q,q去我和他看夕阳的地Ҏ(gu)修成一条长堤,仅供散步。\面变得干净整洁固然是好Q但是收藏着我和他美好记忆的地方Q消׃?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  没有他的带\Q我找不到道地的店,找不到好吃的吃Q自׃个h也骑不了?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  人单车,但我惊讶的发玎ͼ淡水多了一个渔人码_可以坐公车过厅R?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; 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" /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  而他也知道,我吃完药隔天?x)有水肿的现象,w子骨纤l的我,一双脚肿得跟象腿一P也只有我q种人的鸵鸟心态才?x)认Z不会(x)发现?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  后来我养成习(fn)惯将药好好放在抽屉中Q他以ؓ(f)我不再吃Q怕n子水肉K受,所以他戴v保险套,说来说去Q还是ؓ(f)了我?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; "> 「你又水肿了吗?一直哭个不停,是想把n体里的水逼出来?」他居然敢揶揄我Q免</span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  不了得到我饱以老拳Q他q是惌孩子的,听完我说想生孩子Q他g兴奋的光芒大大的告诉我这一炏V只不过Q那抹光芒在闪烁之后随即敛去Q他又正襟危坐的问了我一个问题?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  「你真的想生Q?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  「想啊,我一个h在家好无聊。?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  「只是因为无聊?如果一个h在家无聊Q你惛_d东西、去工作、和朋友去逛街Q我不会(x)L你?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  「你不是也想吗?」我生气了,U늄泪眼婆娑没什么说服力?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  他开始说起那个四千两癑օ克的巨婴Q原来那名女性朋友的l验不仅吓到我,也吓C了。他不希我生孩子q要受极大的痛苦Q什么剖腹、自然Q他一Ҏ(gu)念也没有Q只知道一定会(x)很痛?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  他明白我怕痛Q所以他舍弃了生孩子的想法?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  「我不管Q我要生。」明了了他的x后,我更希望替他生一个孩子,w体里流着我和他血液的孩子?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  「那q吧!」他(zhn)?zhn)的在我而说了一句o我脸U的话?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  「你q么有精力?不是上班很篏吗?」我狐疑他话里的真实性?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  l他解释Q我才恍然大(zhn),q工作累,他偶?dng)也有欲望,有时晚上搂着我,又看我睡得香甜,q种看得到吃不到的痛苦,他只能郁郁的闷在自己心里?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  面对他的心意Q我Q真的无a了?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  在我像两颗水蜜桃的双眼略为消肿后Q他催我换衣服,带我出门?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  已经好久没和他一起出怺Q在两h间的hE破冰后,坐在他n边竟也给我当初恋q感觉?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  我凝望着他专心驾驶的侧脸Q将他的动作姿态深深刻在心里,因ؓ(f)我差点忘了,我和他之间还横着一个问题?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  那张d协议书?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  我要一辈子C他的模样Q如果他最后仍是签了名?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  可是Q他应该不会(x){֐Q否则,他何必和我讨论生孩子的事……</span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  「到了。」他停RQ我也随之下车?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  风q面Ҏ(gu)Q是淡水。他也记得这个地方,q个我们记忆珍藏的地斏V?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  「我一直想带你来,可是你假日都和朋友出门,我只好蒙着被在家睡觉。」他如此说道?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  q是个什么乌龙?</span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  我体谅他工作累,他体谅我和朋友出门,pP我们错过了一ơ又一ơ的怼?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  「你以后惛_什么,可以直接_」我恼火的盯着他?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  「你也是。」他正经八百的回视我Q言下之意是要我别五十步W百步?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  说来也好W,我们一直认己是在ؓ(f)Ҏ(gu)着惻I以自q方式M贴对方,q种自以为是却导致了无数个阴错阳差,一直到我开始怀疑自׃׃Q他也不爱我了,才惊觉这份爱q不是消逝,而是溶入了生zM中,自然的让人忘了它的存在?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  爱情的表玎ͼ可以是黏腅R亲热、奉献、祝,甚至是退让,每个人的方式不同Q会(x)D的结果各异。我的方式是盲目的付出,他的方式是全然的xQ乍看之下两个h都没错,可是无论什么方式,中间了一U叫「沟通」的元素Q就Ҏ(gu)D裂痕?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  我们的婚姻,是建筑在这U缺乏沟通的IZ楼阁之上Q嫁l这个男Zq了Q我以ؓ(f)我渐渐的不爱他,但只是一番简单的剖白心意Q我对他所有的爱再度复z,甚而{?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  女h?x)因男h长久的冷落而对爱情失望Q也可以因男Z句话又对爱情充满希望Q我——不想和他dQ一点儿也不惻I当初着头皮{下名,或许只是赌气Q只是要他正眼看看我Q可?#8230;…</span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  「那、那张离婚协议书……」我要收回来?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  「在公司里。」他好整以暇Q「公司的纸机里。?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  q个意思是……Q?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  「你想离婚,{我成ؓ(f)亡夫时再说吧Q」我估量不出他说q句话是不是在开玩笑Q不q他又骗到我的泪水?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  他真的很爱我……即他没有说q。我惻I如果我坚持离婚,他会(x)放我走的Q他舍不得见我难q,像他见我掉泪又赶快搂住我一栗?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  倘若Q是他想d呢?</span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  恕我自私Q我是坚决不?x)放的,除非{我变成亡妻Q同样因Z舍不得见我难q,我自信可以留住他?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  「E水整个都变了Q我都快不认识了。」哄完了我,他连忙带开话题?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  「我来过Q我知道有什么景炏V?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  「那q次p靠你带\了。?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  是啊Q我们可以开创新的回忆,只要有我也有他,什么时间地炚w不成问题?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">  l婚五年Q我又发C一ơ爱?/span> @import url(http://www.shnenglu.com/CuteSoft_Client/CuteEditor/Load.ashx?type=style&file=SyntaxHighlighter.css);@import url(/css/cuteeditor.css);<img src ="http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/aggbug/168358.html" width = "1" height = "1" /><br><br><div align=right><a style="text-decoration:none;" href="http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/" target="_blank">逛奔的蜗?/a> 2012-03-20 07:14 <a href="http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2012/03/20/168358.html#Feedback" target="_blank" style="text-decoration:none;">发表评论</a></div>]]></description></item><item><title>|文Q看完这21个故?/title><link>http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2012/03/04/167094.html</link><dc:creator>逛奔的蜗?/dc:creator><author>逛奔的蜗?/author><pubDate>Sun, 04 Mar 2012 01:33:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2012/03/04/167094.html</guid><wfw:comment>http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/comments/167094.html</wfw:comment><comments>http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2012/03/04/167094.html#Feedback</comments><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/comments/commentRss/167094.html</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/services/trackbacks/167094.html</trackback:ping><description><![CDATA[<span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">1.甲去买烟Q烟29元,但他没火_跟店员说Q?#8220;Z送一盒火柴吧?#8221;店员没给?nbsp; </span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">乙去买烟Q烟29元,他也没火_跟店员说Q?#8220;便宜一毛吧?#8221;最后,他用q一毛买一盒火柴?nbsp; </span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">q是最单的心理辚w效应。第一U:(x)店主认ؓ(f)自己在一个商品上赚钱了,另外一个没赚钱。赚钱感觉指Cؓ(f)1。第二种Q店主认Z个商品都赚钱了,赚钱指数?。当然心理們֐W二U了。同Pq种心理q表现在C送一的花招上Q顾客认为有一样东西不用付钱,p了,其实都是心理辚w效应在作怪?-...</span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">启示Q变换一U方式往往能v到意想不到的效果! 通常很多事情换一U做法结果就不同了。h生道路上Q改善心智模式和思维方式是很重要的? ..~.</span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; "> </span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">2.有个男孩,有一天妈妈带着他到杂货店去C西,老板看到q个可爱的小孩,打开一|糖果,要小男孩自己拿一把糖果。但是这个男孩却没有M动作。几ơ的邀请之后,老板亲自抓了一大把p果放进他的口袋中。回到家中,母亲好奇地问男孩,Z么没有自己去抓糖果而要老板抓呢?男孩回{很妙:(x)“因ؓ(f)我的手比较小呀!而老板的手比较大,所以他拿的一定比我拿的多很多!” -...</span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">启示Q这是一个聪明的孩子Q他知道自己的有限,而更重要的,他也知道别h比自己强。凡事不只靠自己的力量,学会(x)适时C靠他人,是一U谦卑,更是一U聪明?....~.....</span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; "> </span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">3.国知名L人林克莱Ҏ(gu)一天访问一名小朋友Q问他说Q?#8220;你长大后惌当做什么呀?”朋友天真地回答Q?#8220;?#8230;…我要当飞机的N?”林克q接着问:(x)“如果有一天,你的飞机飞到太^z上I所有引擎都熄火了,你会(x)怎么?”朋友想了想Q?#8220;我会(x)先告诉坐在飞Z的hl好安全带,然后我挂上我的降落伞跛_厅R?#8221;当在场的观众W得东倒西歪时Q林克莱特l注视着q孩子,想看他是不是自作聪明的家伙。没惛_Q接着孩子的两行热泪夺眶而出Q这才得林克莱特发觉这孩子的?zhn)?zhn)之心远非笔墨所能Ş宏V于是林克莱牚w他说Qؓ(f)什么你要这么做?”孩的答案透露了这个孩子真挚的xQ?#8220;我要L燃料Q我q要回来!!!” -.</span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">启示Q这是“听的艺术”。一是听话不要听一半。二是不要把自己的意思,投射到别人所说的话上头。要学会(x)聆听Q用心听Q虚心听?nbsp; </span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; "> </span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">4. 有两个和他们分别住在相?c)两׃的庙里。这两׃间有一条溪Q于是这两个和尚每天都会(x)在同一旉下山LҎ(gu)_久而久之他么变成ؓ(f)了好朋友。就q样旉在每天挑水中不知不觉已经q了五年。突然有一天左边这座山的和没有下山挑_双那q和尚心想Q?他大概睡q头了?便不以ؓ(f)意。哪知道W二天左边这座山的和还是没有下山挑_W三天也一栗过了一个星期还是一P直到q了一个月双那q和尚l于受不了,他心惻I(x)"我的朋友可能生病了,我要q去拜访他,看看能帮上什么忙?于是他便爬上了左边这座山Q去探望他的老朋友。等他到了左边这座山的庙Q看C的老友之后大吃一惊,因ؓ(f)他的老友正在庙前打太极拳Q一点也不像一个月没喝水的人。他很好奇地问:(x)"你已l一个月没有下山挑水了,N你可以不用喝水吗Q?左边qq和尚_(x)"来来来,我带你去看?于是他带着双那q和尚走到庙的后院Q指着一口井_(x)"q五q来Q我每天做完功课后都?x)抽I挖q口井,即有时很忙Q能挖多就多。如今终于让我挖Z_我就不用再下山挑_我可以有更多旉l我喜欢的太极拳?-</span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">启示Q我们在公司领的薪水再多Q那都是挑水。而把握下班后的时间挖一口属于自q井,培养自己另一斚w的实力,未来当我们年U大了,体力gq年Mh了,依然q是有水喝,而且q能喝得很?zhn)闌Ӏ?</span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">5.有两个h相约到山上去L_的石_甲背了满满的一{,乙的{里只有一个他认ؓ(f)是最_的石头。甲q乙:(x)“你ؓ(f)什么只挑一个啊?”乙说Q?#8220;漂亮的石头虽然多Q但我只选一个最_的就够了?#8221;甲笑而不语,下山的\上,甲感到负担越来越重,最后不得已不断C一{的矛_中挑一个最差的扔下Q到下山的时候他的筐里结果只剩下一个石? -</span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">启示Qh生中?x)有许多的东西,值得留恋Q有的时候你应该学会(x)L弃?nbsp; </span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; "> </span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">6.有一家牙膏厂Q品优良,包装_Q受到顾客的喜爱Q营业额q箋10q递增Q每q的增长率在10Q~20Q。可CW?1q_业W停滞下来Q以后两q也如此。公司经理召开高?x)议Q商讨对{。会(x)议中Q公司总裁许诺_(x)谁能惛_解决问题的办法,让公司的业W增长Q重?0万元。有位年ȝ理站hQ递给总裁一张纸条,总裁看完后,马上{了一?0万元的支给了这位经理。那张纸条上写着Q将现在牙膏开口扩?毫米。消费者每天早晨挤出同样长度的牙膏Q开口扩大了l毫米Q每个消费者就多用1毫米宽的牙膏Q每天的消费量将多出多少?公司立即更改包装。第14q_公司的营业额增加?2Q?-</span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">启示Q面对生zM的变化,我们常常?fn)惯q去的思维Ҏ(gu)。其实只要你把心径扩?毫米Q你׃(x)看到生活中的变化都有它积极的一面,充满了机遇和挑战</span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; "> </span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; "> </span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">7.一只火鸡和一头牛闲聊Q火鸡说Q我希望能飞到树(wi)Ӟ可我没有勇气。牛_(x)Z么不吃一Ҏ(gu)的牛_呢Q他们很有营充R火鸡吃了一点牛_,发现它确实给了它_的力量飞到第一Ҏ(gu)(wi)枝,W二天,火鸡又吃了更多的牛粪Q飞到第二根?wi)枝Q两个星期后Q火鸡骄傲的飞到了树(wi)Ӟ但不久,一个农夫看C它,q速的把它从树(wi)上射了下来?</span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">启示Q牛屎运让你辑ֈ峰Q但不能让你留在那里?nbsp; </span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; "> </span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">8.乌鸦站在?wi)上Q整天无所事事Q兔子看见乌鸦,问Q我能像你一P整天什么事都不用干吗?乌鸦_(x)当然Q有什么不可以呢?于是Q兔子在?wi)下的空C开始休息,忽然Q一只狐狸出CQ它跌v来抓住兔子,把它吞了下去?</span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">启示Q如果你想站着什么事都不做,那你必须站的很高Q非帔R?nbsp; </span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; "> </span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">9.一只小鸟飞到南方去q冬。天很冷Q小鸟几乎冻僵了。于是,飞到一大块I地上,一头牛l过那儿Q拉了一堆牛_在鸟的n上,d的小鸟h在粪堆里Q觉得很温暖Q渐渐苏醒过来,它温暖而舒服的w着Q不久唱h来,一只\q的野猫听到声音Q走q去看个I竟Q@着声音Q野猫很快发Cw在_堆里的鸟Q把它拽出来吃掉了?</span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">启示Q不是每个往你n上拉大粪的h都是你的敌h。也不是每个把你从粪堆里拉出来的人都是你的朋友,q有Q当你h在粪堆里Ӟ最好把你的嘴闭上?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; "> </span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">10.从前Q有两个饥饿的h得到了一位长者的恩赐Q一栚w竿和一鲜zȝ大的鱹{其中,一个h要了一鱼Q另一个h要了一栚w竿,于是他们分道扬镳了。得到鱼的h原地qq柴搭v火煮v了鱼Q他狼吞虎咽Q还没有品出鲜鱼的肉香,转瞬_q鱼带汤p他吃了个_օQ不久,他便饿死在空I的鱼篓旁。另一个h则提着鱼竿l箋忍饥挨饿Q一步步艰难地向走去Q可当他已经看到不远处那片蔚蓝色的vz时Q他n的最后一点力气也使完了,他也只能眼巴巴地带着无尽的遗憾撒手h间。又有两个饥饿的人,他们同样得到了长者恩赐的一栚w竿和一鱼。只是他们ƈ没有各奔东西Q而是商定共同LdP他俩每次只煮一条鱼Q他们经q遥q的跋涉Q来CQ从此,两h开始了捕鱼为生的日子,几年后,他们盖v了房子,有了各自的家庭、子奻I有了自己建造的渔船Q过上了q福安康的生zR?</span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">启示Q一个h只顾眼前的利益,得到的终是短暂的欢愉;一个h目标高远Q但也要面对现实的生zR只有把理想和现实有机结合v来,才有可能成ؓ(f)一个成功之人。有时候,一个简单的道理Q却以lh意味深长的生命启C?</span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; "> </span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; "> </span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">11.孔子的一位学生在煮粥Ӟ发现有肮脏的东西掉进锅里M。他q忙用汤匙把它捞hQ正x它倒掉Ӟ忽然惛_Q一_一饭都来之不易啊。于是便把它吃了。刚巧孔子走q厨房,以ؓ(f)他在偷食Q便教训了那位负责煮食的同学。经q解释,大家才恍然大(zhn)。孔子很感慨的说Q?#8220;我亲眼看见的事情也不实Q何冉|道听途听呢?”-</span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">启示Q推销生意是一U组l性质的生意,因ؓ(f)人多Qh事问题也多。我们不时听到是非难辨的话,如某公司d另一间公司,如是者往往令hh是非Q媄响信心。因此找Z情的真相Q不是轻易相信谣aQ辛辛苦苦徏立的事业才不?x)毁于一旦?</span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; "> </span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">12.有位U才第三次q京赶考,住在一个经怽的店里。考试前两天他做了三个梦,W一个梦是梦到自己在墙上U白菜,W二个梦是下雨天Q他戴了斗笠q打伞,W三个梦是梦到跟心爱的表妹h在一P但是背靠着背。这三个梦似乎有些深意,U才第二天p紧去扄命的解梦。算命的一听,q拍大腿_(x)"你还是回家吧。你xQ高墙上U菜不是白费劲吗Q戴斗笠打雨伞不是多此一丑֐Q跟表妹w在一张床上了Q却背靠背,不是没戏吗?" U才一听,心灰意冷Q回店收拑֌袱准备回家。店老板非常奇怪,问:(x)"不是明天才考试吗,今天你怎么回乡了Q?U才如此这般说了一番,店老板乐了Q?哟,我也?x)解梦的。我倒觉得,你这ơ一定要留下来。你xQ墙上种菜不是高U吗Q戴斗笠打伞不是说明你这ơ有备无(zhn)吗Q跟你表妹背靠背w在床上Q不是说明你n的时候就要到了吗Q?U才一听,更有道理Q于是精振奋地参加考试Q居然中了个探花?</span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">启示Q积极的人,象太阻I照到哪里哪里亮,消极的hQ象月亮Q初一十五不一栗想法决定我们的生活Q有什么样的想法,有什么样的未来?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; "> </span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">13.有一天动物园理员们发现袋鼠从笼子里跑出来了Q于是开?x)讨论,一致认为是W子的高度过低。所以它们决定将W子的高度由原来的十公尺加高C十公。结果第二天他们发现袋鼠q是跑到外面来,所以他们又军_再将高度加高C十公没惛_隔天居然又看到袋鼠全跑到外面Q于是管理员们大为紧张,军_一不做二不休,笼子的高度加高C癑օ。一天长颈鹿和几只袋鼠们在闲聊,"你们看,q些Z(x)不会(x)再l加高你们的W子Q?镉K鹉K?很难说?袋鼠?#8758;"如果他们再l忘记关门的话!"-</span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">启示Q其实很多h都是q样,只知道有问题,却不能抓住问题的核心和根基?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; "> </span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">14. 一天夜里,已经很晚了,一对年老的夫妻走进一家旅馆,他们惌一个房间。前C者回{说Q?对不P我们旅馆已经客满了,一间空房也没有剩下?看着q对老h疲惫的神情,侍者不忍心深夜让这对老h出门另找住宿。而且在这样一个小城,恐怕其他的旅店也早已客满打烊了Q这对疲惫不堪的老h岂不?x)在深夜落街头Q于是好心的侍者将q对老h引领C个房__(x)"也许它不是最好的Q但现在我只能做到这样了?老h见眼前其实是一间整z又q净的屋子,愉快地住了下来。第二天Q当他们来到前台l̎Ӟ侍者却对他们说Q?不用了,因ؓ(f)我只不过是把自己的屋子借给你们住了一?-你们旅途愉快!"原来如此。侍者自׃晚没睡,他就在前台g一个通宵的夜班。两位老h十分感动。老头儿说Q?孩子Q你是我见到q的最好的旅店l营人。你?x)得到报{的?侍者笑了笑Q说q算不了什么。他送老hZ门,转n接着忙自q事,把这件事情忘了个一q二净。没惛_有一天,侍者接C一信函,打开看,里面有一张去U约的单E机ƈ有简短附aQ聘请他d另一份工作。他乘飞机来到纽U,按信中所标明的\U来C个地方,抬眼一看,一座金辉煌的大酒店耸立在他的眼前。原来,几个月前的那个深夜,他接待的是一个有着亿万资的富和他的d。富ؓ(f)q个侍者买下了一座大酒店Q深信他?x)经营管理好q个大酒店。这是全球赫赫有名的希?dng)顿饭店首Ql理的传奇故事?</span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; "> </span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; "> </span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">15.有一位表演大师上场前Q他的弟子告诉他鞋带松了。大师点头致谢,y下来仔l系好。等到弟子{w后Q又y下来将鞋带解松。有个旁观者看Cq一切,不解地问Q?大师Q?zhn)Z么又要将鞋带解松呢?"大师回答道:(x)"因ؓ(f)我饰演的是一位劳累的旅者,镉K跋涉让他的鞋带村ּQ可以通过q个l节表现他的劳篏憔?zhn)?" "那你Z么不直接告诉你的弟子呢?""他能l心地发现我的鞋带松了,q且热心地告诉我Q我一定要保护他这U热情的U极性,及时地给他鼓励,至于Z么要鞋带解开Q将来会(x)有更多的Z(x)教他表演Q可以下一ơ再说啊?-</span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">启示Qh一个时间只能做一件事Q懂抓重点,才是真正的h才?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; "> </span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; 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line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">17.雨后Q一只蜘蛛艰隑֜向墙上已l支ȝ的|爬去,׃墙壁潮湿Q它爬到一定的高度Q就?x)掉下来Q它一ơ次地向上爬Q一ơ次地又掉下?#8230;…W一个h看到了,他叹了一口气Q自a自语Q?我的一生不正如q只蜘蛛吗?忙忙碌而无所得?于是Q他日渐消沉。第二个人看CQ他_(x)q只蜘蛛真愚蠢,Z么不从旁边干燥的地方l一下爬上去Q我以后可不能像它那h蠢。于是,他变得聪明v来。第三个人看CQ他立刻被蜘蛛屡败屡战的_感动了。于是,他变得坚v来?</span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">启示Q有成功心态者处处都能发觉成功的力量?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; "> </span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">18.一个老h在高速行驶的火R上,不小心把刚买的新鞋从H口掉了一只,周围的h倍感惋惜Q不料老h立即把第二只鞋也从窗口扔了下厅R这丑֊更让人大吃一惊。老h解释_(x)"q一只鞋无论多么昂贵Q对我而言已经没有用了Q如果有谁能捡到一双鞋子,说不定他q能I呢Q?-</span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">启示Q成功者善于放弃?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; "> </span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">19.某大公司准备以高薪雇用一名小车司机,l过层层{选和考试之后Q只剩下三名技术最优良的竞争者。主考者问他们Q?(zhn)崖Ҏ(gu)块金子,你们开着车去拿,觉得能距L崖多q而又不至于掉落呢Q?"二公?W一位说?半公?W二位很有把握地说?我会(x)量q离(zhn)崖Q愈q愈好?W三位说。结果这家公司录取了W三位?</span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <span style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; ">启示Q不要和诱惑较劲Q而应d远好?/span><br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; " /> <br style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; 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那一天我q辈子都不会(x)忘记Q我差点卖给一个程序员10元的盒饭Q每每回惌v来这?都有些后怕?br />
事情是这L(fng)Q?2?日中午,阛_明媚Q照在n上暖z洋的,我推着卖盒饭的摊Q心情愉快的来到一个写字楼的楼下,我知道,饭点pCQ很快楼里的白领、周边工地的农民工、彻夜工作的姐q有那些当牛做马的程序员们很快就要来买盒饭了Q想着那一张张子pq到我的腰包Q心理美滋滋的?br />
我虽然来q里卖盒饭的旉不长Q但是由于我的盒饭h(hun)格齐全,适合各种各样w䆾的h,所以生意一直不错。很快,来购买盒饭的人就排v了长队,每个人都Ҏ(gu)自己的n份购买着不同h的盒饭,像那些白领购?0元的Q里面有鸡腿Q小姐们购买10元的Q有U烧肉,我还Ҏ(gu)配了鸡蛋Q给她们补补w子Q农民工兄弟们购?元的Q有猪肉炖粉条,呵呵Q农民工兄弟们现在可是有w䆾的h了,q年买火车票q有专门的农民工售票H口Q想赯些我׃由得对他们肃然v敬;当然q有6元的Q那是给E序员准备的。虽然我是不愿意?元的盒饭的,每次看着那些E序员扭扭捏捏的掏钱Q我心里头就充满着无限的鄙视:(x)没钱q学人家吃盒饭,切~Q?br />
正在我忙着一边给客h拿盒饭一Ҏ(gu)q时候,一个响亮的声音惌v来:(x)“老板Q给我一?0元的盒饭Q?#8221;
“好嘞?#8221;
我一边答应着一边手去拿了一?0元的盒饭Q就在我把盒饭拿到面前,准备递出ȝ时候,我发现周围的气氛有些不对劲了Q大家好像朝着一个方向在看着什么,表情是那L(fng)难以|信?br />
在q个时候,一个充满磁性而正义的声音响vQ?#8220;呸!E序员也配吃10元的盒饭Q真不要脸!”

“是Qh家小姐也才吃10元的Q你一个程序员也配?0元的Q?#8221;周围有h附和着?br />
什么?E序员?那个?0元盒饭的是个E序员?我额头上的汗一下子冒出来?#8230;…我@声望去,一个很有气质又q轻帅气的小伙,正狠狠的盯着一个满脔R红的h。我马上认出了那个hQ没错,是那个每天?元盒饭的E序?#8230;…他居然想乘我不注意买10元的盒饭Q真是太要脸了?br />
看见被大家揭I了Q那个程序员有气无力的改口说Q?#8220;q是l我6元的吧!”我生气的把一?元的盒饭狠狠的砸C面前Q怒视着他,没错Q就是他Q差点害我在盒饭界出丑。如果让人知道我买给一个程序员10元的盒饭Q我以后q怎么有脸再在q里卖盒饭?q怎么面对其他买盒饭的白领、农民工和小姐?我不由得向那个有气质的年d伙投去感激的目光?br />
l历了这件事之后Q我深有感触Q群众的眼睛是雪亮的Q世上还是好人多啊!

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|文Q你也配?0元的盒饭Q?/title><link>http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2011/12/07/161641.html</link><dc:creator>逛奔的蜗?/dc:creator><author>逛奔的蜗?/author><pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 02:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2011/12/07/161641.html</guid><wfw:comment>http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/comments/161641.html</wfw:comment><comments>http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2011/12/07/161641.html#Feedback</comments><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/comments/commentRss/161641.html</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/services/trackbacks/161641.html</trackback:ping><description><![CDATA[<span style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #545454; line-height: 22px; font-family: ff-tisa-web-pro-1, ff-tisa-web-pro-2, 'Lucida Grande', 'Hiragino Sans GB', 'Hiragino Sans GB W3'; "><span style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; ">又是一个阳光灿烂的中午Q看了一上午的报U,茶水也顺带喝了不,肚子早已l咕咕作响了Q今天中午吃点什么了Q貌似楼下的新开张的盒饭q不错,于是我来到楼下准备买上一盒?br />   菜色q不错,h?元,8元,10元,12元,20元的Q像哥这L(fng)_英理人才Q怎么着也的吃最高的才配合w䆾Q就在我准备购买Ӟ一个响亮的声音响vQ?br />   "老板Q给我一?0元的盒饭"Q?br />   势撇了一|一个小伙子Q眉开眼笑的靠q盒饭铺Q今天是1P看样子是发工资了。就当他走近Ӟ看到了我Q刚才的Ƣ愉的表情瞬旉淡下去,他知道我认出了他Q靠Q满头白里带一炚w的头发,永远没睡醒的眼神Q以及那凌ؕ的胡渣子Q都出卖了他的n份。我l箋狠狠的盯着他,他越发的愧了,我犀利的眼神正在和他做着底层通信Q我默默的向他传达一个信息,<br />   "你,也配?0元的盒饭?".<br />   他哀怜的眼神g在祈求我不要拆穿他的w䆾Q可惜,哥这么有正义感的人,怎么能在q个时候放弃原则!<br />   "你不是隔壁公司的E序员么Q?<br />   p一瞬间Q他整个Z乎崩溃下去,刚才Ƣ愉的表情彻底变为哭丧,周围的小摊贩以及路h甲乙丙丁Q都UL(fng)投来了鄙视的眼光Q他瘟鸡一L(fng)双手抓着头发Q痛苦的y了下去?br />   在q时Qh中l于有h忍不住了Q大声呵骂到Q?br />   "?E序员也敢吃10元的盒饭Q真不要?<br />   一位老大娘好心的提醒刎ͼ<br />   "伙子啊,你一个程序员Q挣炚w不容易啊Q怎么?0元的盒饭?<br />   一名打扮妖艛_时的姑娘说到Q?br />   "人家当小姐的都才?0元,你也敢要10元的Q?<br />   我义正言辞的l他说到Q?br />   "我说一句话你写一万行代码Q也才吃20元的盒饭Q你竟敢?0元的"<br />   老板也发话了Q?br />   "是程序员啊,太不好意思了Q你?元的吧,不然人家知道我卖了你10元的Q我q生意就做不了啊"<br />   他终于发出颤抖的声音说到<br />   "对不P我刚才说错了Q给我一?元的"?br />   q时人群中爆发出Ȁ烈的掌声Q我知道Q这是我又一ơ坚持原则,换来的荣誉的赞赏Q?/span> <div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "></div> <div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><span style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; "><br /> </span></div> <div style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><span style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-family: simsun; line-height: 23px; ">From: http://topic.csdn.net/u/20111202/19/9100bb8c-93ff-4490-a106-0f26117ef129.html</span></div> </span> @import url(http://www.shnenglu.com/CuteSoft_Client/CuteEditor/Load.ashx?type=style&file=SyntaxHighlighter.css);@import url(/css/cuteeditor.css);<img src ="http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/aggbug/161641.html" width = "1" height = "1" /><br><br><div align=right><a style="text-decoration:none;" href="http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/" target="_blank">逛奔的蜗?/a> 2011-12-07 10:00 <a href="http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2011/12/07/161641.html#Feedback" target="_blank" style="text-decoration:none;">发表评论</a></div>]]></description></item><item><title>我不说话http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2011/11/12/159979.html逛奔的蜗?/dc:creator>逛奔的蜗?/author>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 17:01:00 GMThttp://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2011/11/12/159979.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/biao/comments/159979.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2011/11/12/159979.html#Feedback0http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/comments/commentRss/159979.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/biao/services/trackbacks/159979.html

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|文Q小白与黑客http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2010/12/17/136790.html逛奔的蜗?/dc:creator>逛奔的蜗?/author>Fri, 17 Dec 2010 10:15:00 GMThttp://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2010/12/17/136790.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/biao/comments/136790.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2010/12/17/136790.html#Feedback0http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/comments/commentRss/136790.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/biao/services/trackbacks/136790.html

黑客Q我控制了你?a target="_blank" style="line-height: 15px; font-weight: inherit; text-decoration: underline; color: rgb(0, 102, 167); cursor: pointer; ">?sh)?/a>
白Q怎么控制的?
黑客Q用木马
白Q。。。。。。在哪里Q我没看不见
黑客Q打开你的d理?br style="line-height: 15px; ">白Q。。。。。。。Q务管理器在哪Q?br style="line-height: 15px; ">黑客Q。。。。。你的电(sh)脑下面!Q?br style="line-height: 15px; ">白Q?#8220;我的?sh)?#8221;里面没有?br style="line-height: 15px; ">黑客Q算了,当我什么也没做q?/font>

黑客Q我已经控制了你的电(sh)?br style="line-height: 15px; ">白Q哦
黑客Q害怕了吧?Q嘿?br style="line-height: 15px; ">白Q来的正好,帮我杀杀毒吧Q最q我的机子毛病很多?br style="line-height: 15px; ">黑客Q。。。。。?/font>


白Q你怎么L在我?sh)脑里随便进q出?br style="line-height: 15px; ">黑客Q你可以?a target="_blank" style="line-height: 15px; font-weight: inherit; text-decoration: underline; color: rgb(0, 102, 167); cursor: pointer; ">防火?/a>
白Q装防火墙,你就不能q入了吗Q?br style="line-height: 15px; ">黑客Q不啊,我只是想增加点趣x,q样控制你的?sh)脑让我觉得很白痴?/p>


白Q听说你?x)制?#8220;病毒”Q!
黑客Q嗯
白Q你可以控制别h的电(sh)脑?Q?br style="line-height: 15px; ">黑客Q一般是?br style="line-height: 15px; ">白Q那你可以黑掉那些网站吗Q?br style="line-height: 15px; ">黑客Q当Ӟ没听Ch家叫?#8220;黑客”吗?
白Q。。。。哦~~~`我还以ؓ(f)那是因ؓ(f)你长得很黑。。。。?br style="line-height: 15px; ">“咣~~”


黑客Q我又来了!Q?br style="line-height: 15px; ">白Q你天天q来Q不觉得很烦吗?
黑客Q是很烦Q你的机子是我见q的最烂的一C
白Q不是吧Q这可是名牌
黑客Q我是说你的机子里除了弱?a target="_blank" style="line-height: 15px; font-weight: inherit; text-decoration: underline; color: rgb(0, 102, 167); cursor: pointer; ">游戏只有病毒了
白Q哦~~那你看到我的“q连?/a>”了吗Q不记得装在哪,找了好久了?br style="line-height: 15px; ">黑客Q。。。。。再?/p>


黑客Q嗨~~~我来了!
白Q好几天不见你,被我的防火墙挡住啦?
黑客Q哈哈,W话Q上你的机子比我自己的还Ҏ(gu)Q不是想我了?br style="line-height: 15px; ">白Q我是想请你帮一个忙
黑客Q什么事Q?br style="line-height: 15px; ">白Q你能不能进入电(sh)力系l修改一Ҏ(gu)?br style="line-height: 15px; ">黑客Q。。。。。。你惛_嘛!Q?br style="line-height: 15px; ">白Q求求你Q帮我把我家q个月的?sh)费消了吧。。。。。?br style="line-height: 15px; ">黑客Q去死!Q?/p>

黑客Q你dMQ!Q!
白Q。。。。出ȝ了几天啊Q找我干?br style="line-height: 15px; ">黑客Q我要找点东?br style="line-height: 15px; ">白Q在我这儿找什么东西?
黑客Q病毒,找一条前几年的老病毒,只有你的机子上病毒保存的最全啦


黑客Q我来了Q!
。。。。。?br style="line-height: 15px; ">黑客Q怎么不说话?
白Q心情不?br style="line-height: 15px; ">黑客Q谁你了Q?br style="line-height: 15px; ">白Q我的一个Qh丢了Q里面有我的|上初恋
黑客Q这个简单,我帮你拿回来
白Q拿不回来了
黑客Q不可能Q告诉我Q多号Q?br style="line-height: 15px; ">白Q呜~~~~是不记得了


白Q你l我出来Q!Q!
黑客Q怎么啦?Q?br style="line-height: 15px; ">白Q你是不是用我的ID去论坛玩了?Q!
黑客Q。。。。不好意思,忘了告诉你了Q不q,我没q坏事,q~了个脓(chung)子,我保证下?br style="line-height: 15px; ">再也不玩?br style="line-height: 15px; ">白Q那不行Q!Q?br style="line-height: 15px; ">黑客Q你q要怎么P
白Q你发的贴子得红怺Ӟ我第一ơ得U脸Q好开心哦Q你必须再给我编一?br style="line-height: 15px; ">黑客Q倒!


黑客Q嘿嘿,刚才我做了一件很有趣的事
白Q什么事
黑客Q我到论坛上去顶贴了
白Q这很^常啊
黑客Q我见脓(chung)顶Q尽情的骂楼L猪,好解?br style="line-height: 15px; ">白Q哇塞,太过瘾了Q我可从来不敢,?x)被杀的!
黑客Q没错,已经被封杀了?br style="line-height: 15px; ">白Q这q有?Q?br style="line-height: 15px; ">黑客Q是啊,因ؓ(f)我用的是你的ID

白Q你是高手吗Q?br style="line-height: 15px; ">黑客Q可以说是吧?br style="line-height: 15px; ">白Q高C么程度?
黑客Q嗯Q我无聊的时候就自己黑自?br style="line-height: 15px; ">白Q哈Q这个我也会(x)Q?br style="line-height: 15px; ">黑客Q?K?Q你也可以?Q?br style="line-height: 15px; ">白Q是啊,一x它就黑了。。。。?br style="line-height: 15px; ">黑客Q滚Q?/p>


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|文Q十q妞经验(泡论坛妞)http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2010/12/01/135183.html逛奔的蜗?/dc:creator>逛奔的蜗?/author>Wed, 01 Dec 2010 11:09:00 GMThttp://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2010/12/01/135183.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/biao/comments/135183.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2010/12/01/135183.html#Feedback0http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/comments/commentRss/135183.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/biao/services/trackbacks/135183.htmll常上网的男ZQ有谁敢说自׃没想q在|上泡妞的?不管你是单nq是已婚Q是帅哥q是猪头Q恐怕除了GAY之外Q没动过色心的不?x)超q?%。不q色心h人有Q真正懂得如何在|上泡妞q成功得手的估计寥寥无几。我老h家؜q网l多q_也算U篏了一些粗经验,且与天诸友交流切磋一下,共同学习(fn)Q共同进步,争取让一部分人先泡到妞,带动来多的h学会(x)泡妞Q最l实现共同妞。          
  首先要说明的是,我本低俗Q这里所说的泡妞主要是以上床为目的,q是要与妞谈h生谈理想谈经改革谈中东局势,更不x妞成老公。自以ؓ(f)高雅U洁不屑于肉Ʋ的君子们,L(fng)道隔壁,走好不送?/span>
Z么妞?所谓砖家也许能从社?x)学心理学hcd什么什么的中找Z大堆理论来阐而述之,其实那都是扯淡,真正的原因很单:(x)性欲Q男人的性欲高峰期是18-28岁,而女人性欲高峰?0-40岁,所以适婚而未婚的20几岁的男人对女h的需求是最强烈的,
泡妞是个技术活所以你若开门见山开诚布公地对妞_(x)“我们做爱吧!”肯定只能换来她的鄙视QQ你一柱擎天欲火焚w,她自冯冰霜无欲则刚。就你xZ叠钞砸q去Q也得有Z(x)怸Ҏ(gu)行,奚w不给你见面的Z(x)Q你再有钱又怎么证明Q何는q来的妞,与鸡何异Q我们是技术流泡妞者,不做那么没技术含量的事?/span> 

我把自己的目标h分按年龄段分ؓ(f)三类Q一?0岁以下的姑娘,二是20-28岁的未婚大姑娘,q是我最喜欢的一c,三是28-33岁的已婚妇?3岁以上的我没泡过Q目前兴还没{向熟女系?/span>

现在主要说说个h所了解的一些已lؓ(f)实践所证明是行之有效的|上泡妞手段Q主要针对论坛上的妞?/span>

  在一些情感类论坛里找目标Q八卦版妞更多,但那里的妞不?x)吐露心事,你无从得知她是否处于最佌泡状态。一般在情感版发帖的Q多是感情上遇到挫折的妞Q同志们Q这是我们最好的下手对象啊!看准一个离自己q的Q说自己刚失恋的或是l了婚不久发C夫冷落自qQ上吧!认真看帖Q认真回帖,我惯用的模式是:(x)“唉,果然人生不如意事十常八九(ji)。楼L个好奛_Q但好女孩往往Ҏ(gu)受伤Q就像好男h也容易受伤。ؓ(f)何L那么多的Z懂得珍惜真爱呢?我也曄有过你这L(fng)l历Q我以前的女友,我很爱她Q对她很好,XXXXXXXXXQ此处略去言情小说常见描写一堆)Q结果最后换来的却是背叛Q她说对我没感觉了,说想L她理想中的爱情,哭着说对不v?#8230;…Q再略去狗血q箋剧常见情景一堆)。同是天涯落h啊!爱得深Q伤得越深,我们q种用心d待爱情的人,也许注定?x)受伤?#8230;…”一般来_你这么长大Z回复Q她肯定?x)有所回应Q你马上接着她的话聊Q注意此后不要再叙述自己的故事,要以安慰开解乃xl她Z。最好不要急着发站内消息,多数情况下她?x)先发给你的Q几个来回之后夜׃Q她说要睡觉了,你就说声晚安Q祝Ҏ(gu)天醒来阳光依旧灿烂什么的。然后第二天一定记得给她发个站内消息,问她心情好些了没Q再感慨一下如今这世道的男x情XXXXXX。站内消息里聊过几天之后Q就可以要QQL(fng)了?/span>

 上大学之后,谈了个女朋友Q互相破了处。当时对感情也还是认真的Q竟然恋了四q_最后到毕业时未能摆脱毕业即分手的俗套,分了Q哭了,喝醉了,心冷了,从此成ؓ(f)一个只做爱不动情的泡妞甗说说第一ơ和|友真正XX的经q?/span>
  
  失恋后大失打击,在一家小公司h子,很清Ԍ钱少旉多。业余时间都是一个h困在屋里上网Q很长一D|间没和同学朋友联p,只觉人生了无味Q唯一能做的就是把余生消磨掉。某日在一个情感类论坛上见C个失恋女的帖Q大意是说自׃个h的生zL么q,什么养花做菜购物之c,偶尔?x)感到E淡的心痛Q有时深夜h在床上难以入眠,回忆以前的甜蜜,不懂男hZ如此善变Q什么爱你一生只是美丽的谎言……大概如此。我便在后面回复我之前说?#8220;g是个好女?#8221;那一套,凭良心说Q那ơ是真的有感而发Qƈ不是q泡妞的打,只是后来才发现这一招其实很用。后面的发展Q其实就和我在开ȝ那里说的一P事实上每一个过E几乎都是一L(fng)Q,加了QQQ每晚聊到深夜。写到这里才发现案例也不好写Q我M能把当时的聊天记录全部复制上来吧Q下面ȝ一下要点好了:(x)

一、开始阶D不要谈性,p谈彼此的上一D|情,由此延到对工作、社?x)、h生的看法。需要一定的阅历和知识,但绝对不需要很多,女h永远是比男h的Q不需要你扯到W卡?dng)苏格拉底康L(fng)Ҏ(gu)斯坦那些Q就你扯了她们也听不懂。上论坛发帖的女Z许听说过柏拉图,但只限于“柏拉图之?#8221;Q也许知道莎士比亚,但只限于“|密Ƨ与׃?#8221;。基本上你只需要略微看q一些张q张小娴听q一些王菲陈慧娴之类可以了Q顺便要能把一些自以ؓ(f)资的女Z喜欢的句子诸?#8220;因ؓ(f)懂得Q所以慈(zhn)?#8221;“人生若只如初?#8221;“于千ZZ,于千q万q之?没有早一?也没有晚一?彼此盔R”q样的时不时抛出来一两句Q就能让她觉得你是个有品位的男h了。这个铺垫阶D因异Q一般不过一个星期,如果一个星期后q不能谈性那太费旉了?/span>

二、一星期后可以开始言语上的调戏,比如?#8220;你睡不着是因为心理原因,q是生理原因Q?#8221;或?#8220;我感觉自pn体里像有一团火Q无处宣泄。呵呵,你也是过来h了,应该明白我说的是什么吧?#8221;或?#8220;昨晚竟然做春梦了Q似乎是人生中第一ơ,梦里的感觉那么真切,直让人怀疑是不是真的。在梦中q你的感觉真的很舒服,静静的,暖暖的,醒来后很pQ仿?jng)刚才真的经历过了,只是面目却很模糊?#8221;注意不要直接提性要求,q是大忌?/span>

三、半个月以后Q如果进展顺利,可以提出见面。不要太LQ不要说我很惌你我x你了之类Q一是容易让Ҏ(gu)觉得假,二是l自q条后路,本来只是一时慰藉,何必搞到U缠不清。就很随意地说说q个星期没事做,或是H然很想找个Z起去逛逛,或者我刚好有事要过你那边去Q反正借口LҎ(gu)扄。一般来_只要她答应见面,上床成功了一半(以我的统计,见面后的上床率是85%以上Q?/span>

四、言语中需要注意的地方?把自q形象定位于受q爱情的伤害Q但q是怿爱情Q宁~毋滥,而且对异性有一定的要求Q一般的q看不上。可以扮单纯也可以扮成熟Q但不要扮风月老手Q一定要让她觉得你在性和情方面是很纯的且l验不多?要适当吹吹牛,但不要吹q头了,如说自己在校时有q什么风云事q,有什么女生追q,工作上曾l有q什么业l等。不要很L地提刎ͼ显得随意越好。如说有女生q过自己Q要?#8220;其实我是属于不太受女生欢q那U,没n受过被女生排队追的待遇,大学时一׃׃三个一时看C眼的女生喜欢q我吧。其中有一个倒是我们pȝ才女……”3要捧她,要让Ҏ(gu)白你不是随便的hQ你找上她ƈ不是随随便便Q而是她很独特很有气质有一U吸引你的地方,对别的女Z都没什么感觉。MQ要让她觉得自己是一个特别的人,与众不同的hQ所以才让你有兴。女人都吃这套,她们dƢ那U自己在某个男h心中有特D地位的感觉Q而事实上……嘿嘿Q,你给了她q样的感觉,Ҏ(gu)肯跟你上床?/span>
  
那一ơ我是在加Q后两个星期多一点和她见面的Q我们在同一个城市,不过各在南北两端的郊区,也有一个多时的RE。之前已l各自留了手机号码,是我先在Q上留l她的,说我有时可能没上|,如果她心情不好想找h倾诉可以发信息或打电(sh)话给我,不到三天在深夜收到她的短信了。我觉得q是个比较容易让女h接受的方法,直接问她要手机号码感觉太赤裸裸。某日她在Q上说又快到周末了Q现在一个h的生zL到周末都是独自在Ӟ不想上街看别人成双成寏V我感觉有戏Q马上说我早惛_你那里的XX街逛逛,反正周末也没事,我就q去吧。她推托了一下,说没有心理准备,不知见面?x)不会(x)失望等。我_随意吧,我也不勉ZQ不q我是真的一直想去那看看Q周末我?x)一个hȝQ你要是惌我随时打我手机,或者不要联p,我们各自在XX街上漫步Q说不定?x)在人潮中发现彼此,也或怼(x)擦肩而过Q不也有吗Q周末我在XX街上满怀期待地走着Q果然收C她的短信Q说她在XX门口Q我马上回复Q两分钟到Q?/span>
  
  很多时候,事情那么简单?/span>

见了面后一赯了一?x),我说Q可不可以牵你的手?太久没有牵过奛_的手了,其实分手后我都没逛过街,今天上街看到那么多牵着手的L(fng)奛_Q突然怀늉手的感觉。她q疑道,不太好吧Q我_也就牵下手嘛Q多U洁好的事啊,再说Q让我想牉|的h真的很少。她低头不语Q我过拉过她的手放在手心握住,她稍挣扎了一下就不动了,于是我知道,今天q事Q多半能成了?/span> 

逛到下午两点多,阛_猛烈Q我们都有些累了Q我提议d间房休息一下。她q是低头不语Q我也直接视为默认了。进了房_我说Q你休息一下吧Q我看看?sh)视Q或者看看你睡觉的样子。她_我睡不着Q我现在很紧张,从来没想C?x)说开ѝ我W说Q开房没什么的啊,你不要碰我就行了Q我收费很高的,ql你打个八折也怕你l不起钱。她也笑了说Q谁要碰你啊Q自作多情。我说那我就攑ֿ了,我卖w不卖艺的,你可要自重一炏V就q么聊了一?x),感觉她也渐渐不紧张了Q我也假装很随意地走q去床那边坐在她w旁Q说Q其实我没想C真会(x)来见我,我本来打一个hd地XXX路走?ji)遍回ȝ呢。她_我也不知道ؓ(f)什么会(x)来见你,自己都觉得莫名其妙,而且现在q跟你来q种地方QL觉这不是自己做事的风根{我一听这话突然就有了勇气Q一下抱住她Q感觉她全n都Y了,挣扎着_不要q样Q不要这P我们不能q样的。毕竟是W一ơ,我也有点胆怯,pQ我只是x׃……q你的感觉真好。然后我们都不说话了Q她也不挣扎了。我q她h了下去,她翻qn不敢面对着我。我从后面抱着她,手开始慢慢移到她的胸部,w体某个部位很自然地起了状态变化。当时我感觉她已l不反感我真要什么什么了Q只是初出道的hL胆子不够大,p么抱着暧昧了好久,才开始进入宽衣解带阶Dc其实在q个部分Q下手可以快点的Q不必浪Ҏ(gu)间。先是把手טq她上衣里面Q再伸进胸围Q直接接触到那两个美好的半球体,Cq个时候,她就已经完全攑ּ防守了,说的_俗点就是,她也发情了。然?#8230;…Q此处删M千字Q) 

------------------------------猥琐的分割线Qȝ-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q?/span>

关于情感论坛泡妞Q无非也是q一U套路,完全都可以程式化标准化了Q我也是得手了几ơ之后才发现Q女然表面上各不相同Q核心内容其实都是一L(fng)。再ȝ一下要点吧?/span>

一、选对目标Q最Ҏ(gu)上手的就是那些刚分手的,有过性经历的。处奛_搞,H破防线较难Q而且得手后不易摆脱。一般会(x)到论坛上倾诉心情的女明她很孤独,很想有h慰藉Q只要你a语稍有水qI她不?x)拒l与你谈心的。心可以谈了Q那下一步以w体交流很自然?/span>

二、不能急,哪怕你Ʋ火焚n只想一步到位直接上床,千万不能表现出来。你要表现出淡泊宁静宠i不惊世\如今已惯此心到处(zhn)然的模P你越急她看不上你,女h是q样。你得装作只想跟她_交流Q谈感情谈生z谈人生Q尽放心,q个阶段不会(x)太久Q最多最多不?x)超q一个半月她已l能把你当成最熟?zhn)的陌生h了,x可以q入w体交流阶段了?/span>

  三、有Z(x)_一个月太久Q只争朝夕啊。这个不必考虑Q难道你只她一个?可以多线E同时进行的嘛。我最J忙的时候,QQ上同时应付五六个妞,打字打到手抽{,不过有些长篇大论的可以稍改一下复制粘贴。世事无l对Q网上妞也一P不可能有癑ֈ癄成功率,事实上能?0%已经不错了,所以我们需要做的是q种薄收Q一|撒L能收获几条鱼的Q反正不用什么成本?/span>

四、上面有“泡妞的最高境界就是h家千里送B而你又不׃分钱?#8221;Q这话确实不错,其适合泡情感类的妞。她们往往不愿意让你多花钱Q她们在乎的是那U所谓知心的感觉Q只要你能让她觉得你了解她,ƣ赏她,她不?x)在乎去五星U酒店还是小旅馆开ѝ所以对着她们Q不要过分吹牛说自己多有钱多牛BQ她们本w看重的不是q点。你?#8220;我的愿望是能和自己心q人相知相守,q^凡而宁静的生活”比说“我的老板非常赏识我,我相信以我的能力两年内就能坐到CEO的位|?#8221;效果要好得多?/span> 

五、不要直接问她要手机L(fng)Q应该先留你的号码给她,说今晚有事不能上|,如果她心情不好可以手机找你聊天,q且随时都可以通过手机找你。留了号码之后别急,不要W二天就问你Z么没找我Q不用问Q就当没q回事,她一定会(x)l你发短信的?/span>

六、提见面切忌LQ越随意好?/span> 

七、最重要的一点,你一定要让她知道Q她在你心中是独一无二的,她n上有一U气质深深吸引着你,Ҏ(gu)一个与众不同的奛_。这些话要说得随意不着痕迹Q更要说得真诚,哪怕你正在同时对N个妞说着一L(fng)话?/span>
    
把握好这七点Q基本上能保证你每个月都有妞上。不q这cL妞有个不好之处就是美女不多,完全看运气。所以后来我转向模特|站泡妞Q那都是有大把照片放在上面的。不要找里面最漂亮的,在那些一大堆令你D~ؕ的照片中挑些一般的可以了Q太漂亮的不是我们这Uh能搞上的Q她让你泡你也不vQ有信心到模特网站注册发照片的妞Q模样再差也都还q得ȝQ要找个恐龙也不Ҏ(gu)。美I和品品UU分别是专业模特网和草Ҏ(gu)特网的代表,其他q有一些像黑蜻蜓之cM乎二者之间的。比较专业化的模特不泡,反正我是没那U信心,本来把自己定位于草栚w层,泡的也就是草栚w层的妞了。素质太高的q是留给Ƅ们吧Q我泡不赗?/span>
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评论Q?/span> 
1L 
把那个女人的指针指向你即?/span> 
2L 
谁让你把h友设成public?/span> 
3L 
加个断点看看那女人是?/span> 
4L 
心真软,p把他的接口屏蔽掉?/是我惛_了么 
5L 
protected 逛街(youOnly) 
6L 
设计问题Q应该采用单例模?/span> 
7L 
没做回归试 
8L 
标准做法是做个断a 
9L 
注释掉了逛街的参C用改?/span> 
10L 
不要忘记GC谢谢 
11L 
查一下LogQ只逛街了吗/. 

**看到一个最狠的回复Q?/span> 

恩,上绝招,用gotoQ做个死循环Q让他们逛死Q?/span>


牛逼的E序员啊Q对付第三者应该这Pif(girl!=null && !girl.equals(youself)) {

Java代码 
  1.        double width = girl.getWidth();  
  2.        double height = girl.getHeight();  
  3.        int mm = girl.getMM();  
  4.        girl.setWidth(width * 2);  
  5.        girl.setHeight(height  / 2);  
  6.        girl.setMM(mm / 2);  
  7. }  
  


你好?..





Java代码 
  1. if(girl!=null && !girl.equals(youself))  
  2.   throw new RuntimeException("W三者插?);   



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|文Q请把我埋在 在这春天?/title><link>http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2010/11/03/132232.html</link><dc:creator>逛奔的蜗?/dc:creator><author>逛奔的蜗?/author><pubDate>Tue, 02 Nov 2010 18:29:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2010/11/03/132232.html</guid><wfw:comment>http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/comments/132232.html</wfw:comment><comments>http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2010/11/03/132232.html#Feedback</comments><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/comments/commentRss/132232.html</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/services/trackbacks/132232.html</trackback:ping><description><![CDATA[<span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; "><pre style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; zoom: 1; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: break-word; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; font-family: Arial; ">《春天里?/pre><pre style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; zoom: 1; white-space: pre-wrap; word-wrap: break-word; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px; font-family: Arial; ">q记得许多年前的春天 那时的我q没剪去长发 没有信用卡没有她 没有24时热水的家 可当初的我是那么快乐 虽然只有一把破木吉? 在街上,在桥?在田野中 q那无人问z的歌谣 如果有一?我老无所? h我留?在那时光? 如果有一?我?zhn)然离? h我埋?q春天里 q记得那些寂寞的春天 那时的我q没冒v胡须 没有情h?没有C物 没有我那可爱的小公主 可我觉得一切没那么p? 虽然我只有对qqL 在清?在夜?在风? q那无人问z的歌谣 也许有一?我老无所? h我留?在那时光? 如果有一?我?zhn)然离? h我埋?在这春天?春天? LRC制作Q杨彦泽&QQ:394598335 你是q此ȝ漫的春天 依然像那时温暖的模样 我剪去长发留起了胡须 曄的苦痛都随风而去 可我感觉却是那么(zhn)伤 岁月留给我更qqh 在这阛_明媚的春天里 我的眼泪忍不住的淌 也许有一?我老无所? h我留?在那时光? 如果有一?我?zhn)然离? h我埋?在这春天? 如果有一?我老无所? h我留?在这春天? 如果有一?我?zhn)然离? h我埋?在这春天?春天? q记得那些寂寞的春天 那时的我q没冒v胡须 没有情h?没有C物 没有我那可爱的小公主 可我觉得一切没那么p? 虽然我只有对qqL 在清?在夜?在风? q那无人问z的歌谣 也许有一?我老无所? h我留?在那时光? 如果有一?我?zhn)然离? h我埋?在这春天?春天? h我留?在那时光? 如果有一?我?zhn)然离? h我埋?q春天里 q记得那些寂寞的春天 那时的我q没冒v胡须 没有情h?没有C物 没有我那可爱的小公主 可我觉得一切没那么p? 虽然我只有对qqL 在清?在夜?在风? q那无人问z的歌谣 也许有一?我老无所? h我留?在那时光? 如果有一?我?zhn)然离? h我埋?在这春天?春天?/pre></span> <img src ="http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/aggbug/132232.html" width = "1" height = "1" /><br><br><div align=right><a style="text-decoration:none;" href="http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/" target="_blank">逛奔的蜗?/a> 2010-11-03 02:29 <a href="http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2010/11/03/132232.html#Feedback" target="_blank" style="text-decoration:none;">发表评论</a></div>]]></description></item><item><title>游戏Q挑战你的速度http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2010/11/02/132167.html逛奔的蜗?/dc:creator>逛奔的蜗?/author>Tue, 02 Nov 2010 09:55:00 GMThttp://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2010/11/02/132167.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/biao/comments/132167.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2010/11/02/132167.html#Feedback0http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/comments/commentRss/132167.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/biao/services/trackbacks/132167.html下蝲Tetris(含源?
向左Ud方块QA 或?Arrow Left
向右Ud方块QD 或?Arrow Right
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|文Q给一岁女儿的十八条爆W家?/title><link>http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2010/10/14/129798.html</link><dc:creator>逛奔的蜗?/dc:creator><author>逛奔的蜗?/author><pubDate>Wed, 13 Oct 2010 18:42:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2010/10/14/129798.html</guid><wfw:comment>http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/comments/129798.html</wfw:comment><comments>http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2010/10/14/129798.html#Feedback</comments><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/comments/commentRss/129798.html</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/services/trackbacks/129798.html</trackback:ping><description><![CDATA[<span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; ">亲爱的囡囡,鉴于你在L(fng)奶奶姥姥姥爷的纵容之下胡作非为。我跟你妈研I后军_对你断奶3天以C惩|,q留家查看以观后效。我们家是法制家庭,军_对你实行法制理Q经爸妈立法委员?x)研I计论,制定了家?8条,现颁布如下:(x)</span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; ">  W一Q嘘嘘要提前打报告!不得在床上、饭桌上Q尤其是骑在爸爸的脖子上嘘嘘Q?/span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; ">  W二Q你得明白做M事情都要有一q程Q比如猪w上长不出火腿,麦子不会(x)直接长成面包Q同理,荔枝要剥掉外皮才可以吃!所以,不得在等妈妈l你剥荔枝的时候痛哭流涕!</span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; ">  W三Q要牢记你大姑的教导Q遇到比自已厉害的要巴结Q遇到比自已老实的要。不得巴l比自已老实的,不得比自已厉害的Q?/span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; ">  W四Q请不要叫你的亲q大姑是大狗,那对Ҏ(gu)一U侮辱。如果你实发音不够清楚的话Q你可以选择闭嘴?/span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; ">  W五Q见到帅哥的时候可以对他笑Q但是笑的甜蜜程度不得超q看见老爸的甜蜜程度!</span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; ">  W六Q见到漂亮阿姨可以要求h家抱Q但是不得钻人家怀里找吃的Q?/span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; ">  W七Q见到漂亮MM不许挥拳_不许吐口_不许扮鬼脸!你确实很漂亮Q但是你得允许别人像你一h亮?/span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; ">  W八Q虽然你的牙齿已l具有够的d力,但是你得明白Q牙齿是用来d香蕉和菠萝的Q不得用来攻ȝ爸和妈妈Q尤其不许咬我们的脸Q?/span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; ">  W九(ji)Q如果奶瓉的奶喝完q不够喝可以要求加餐Q不得D着奶瓶来回摇!理由如下Q第一QŞ象;W二Q你摇也摇不出来?/span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; ">  W十Q我们知道你对电(sh)脑有兴趣Q我们也打算把你培养成一个电(sh)脑天才。但是,你敲键盘的时候不许用巴掌Q要用手指,而且不得把全w力气都使出来?/span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; ">  W十一Q你每天起床的第一件事是叫爸爸或妈妈,不得睁开眼睛想开?sh)脑Q虽然电(sh)脑里有你惌的牛奶和布娃娃?/span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; ">  W十二:(x)昄器里出现M你感兴趣的食物的时候,不得用嘴巴啃Qƈ且不得把口水到键盘上?/span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; ">  W十三:(x)如果你对你的伙食标准不满意的Q可以提出口头申h书面甌Q不得企图以摔奶瓶这U暴力方式引起高层重视!</span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; ">  W十四:(x)犯了错误是要写检查的Q写查一定要态度端正Q不得h在床上撒娇耍赖企图蒙؜q关Q我知道你不认识字,但是你可以向你妈行較要求你妈代写?/span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; ">  W十五:(x)你喜Ƣ音乐这很好Q我们也喜欢看你随音乐摇摆的样子Q但是不得在床上Q尤其不准在爸爸的肚子上跌Q?/span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; ">  W十六:(x)当爸爸厚颜无d跟别人吹嘘你如何乖y的时候,你应该学?x)如何照你老爸的面子,不得当着外h的面拽我x掰我d往我n上擦LQ?/span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; ">  W十七;当有人夸你长的漂亮的时候,你应该保持淑女风范,不得得意忘ŞQ不得谁夸就让谁抱!</span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; ">  W十八;q也是最l重要的一条,不得向Q何h透露关于以上17条的信息Q尤其不得向你爷爷奶奶告Ӟ</span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><br></span><span style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; ">  以上家规自即日v开始执行,如果以上规定受到你爷爷奶奶姥姥姥L(fng)列强的干涉而得不到有效的执行,则自行作废?/span> <img src ="http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/aggbug/129798.html" width = "1" height = "1" /><br><br><div align=right><a style="text-decoration:none;" href="http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/" target="_blank">逛奔的蜗?/a> 2010-10-14 02:42 <a href="http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2010/10/14/129798.html#Feedback" target="_blank" style="text-decoration:none;">发表评论</a></div>]]></description></item><item><title>|文Q牛人给一岁女儿的十八条爆W家?/title><link>http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2010/05/05/114531.html</link><dc:creator>逛奔的蜗?/dc:creator><author>逛奔的蜗?/author><pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 13:23:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2010/05/05/114531.html</guid><wfw:comment>http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/comments/114531.html</wfw:comment><comments>http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2010/05/05/114531.html#Feedback</comments><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/comments/commentRss/114531.html</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/services/trackbacks/114531.html</trackback:ping><description><![CDATA[<span style="font-family: simsun; 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数据扑֛的解军_法:(x)

1Q启动windows xppȝQ?br>2Q下载diskgen软g
3Q运行diskgenQ点?#8220;扑֛分区”Q会(x)自动搜烦你的分区表,W一ơ弹出的分区为现在的分区Q请点击“忽略”Q后面找回来的分Zؓ(f)盘分区合ƈ以前的分区,L(fng)?#8220;保留”

4Q找出所有分区后Q点?#8220;保存分区”QY件会(x)提示你,你反正确定就行。(注意Q保存分区后Q现在的C盘将不存在,以前的分区将被找回,除C盘以外,比如Q以前是CQDQEQF四个盘,会(x)留下DQEQF盘,C盘将被删除,q时候你的电(sh)脑没有系l了Q又要重新装pȝQ请用windows安装版的光盘Q先删除后的C盘给分配I间Q再格式化,再将pȝ装到q个盘内Q?/span>
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|文Q史上最寂寞熊猫http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2009/12/16/103322.html逛奔的蜗?/dc:creator>逛奔的蜗?/author>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 06:34:00 GMThttp://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2009/12/16/103322.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/biao/comments/103322.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2009/12/16/103322.html#Feedback0http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/comments/commentRss/103322.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/biao/services/trackbacks/103322.html


 

寂寞得疼Q被卡的Q?font color="E6E6DD"> 

 

我看见了寂寞 

 

吃烧饼的那个才是真正的寂寞啊


  q日一《史上最寂寞的熊猫》在猫扑走红Q该帖中的图片上Q一只熊猫在一孤单的?wi)上Q抬头望天,一副寂寞的模样。这张图片引发网友无限的PS热情Q更有好事的|友Q费心思找来更多寂寞熊猫的囄?/p>

  熊猫真的懂寂寞?其实Q真正寂寞的Q还是h?nbsp;

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font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px; "><span style="line-height: 21px; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); "><div>From: http://topic.csdn.net/u/20091027/15/51906296-60bd-43fd-be93-64e3a14d7243.html</div><div><br></div>上v南必跨q这道坎?nbsp;</span><br>  2007q上高考语文作文题目ؓ(f)Q必跨q这道坎… <br>  片段Q看q是不看Q这是个问题Q看Q对不v父母C会(x)Q不看对不v自己Q武腑օ姐姐Q你说我到底该怎么办呢Q?nbsp;<br><br>   <br><br><span style="line-height: 21px; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); ">江苏南我们头上的灿烂星空?nbsp;</span><br>  2007q江苏高考语文作文题Q我们头上的灿烂星空… <br>  片段Q我们头上的灿烂星空Q? <br>  谁出的题啊?现在的星I灿烂吗?怎么不改成美丽的太湖水呢Q这个比较有现实意义。作Z名高中生而言Q对于这些小孩子才会(x)赶兴的东西没有Ȁ情。黑夜给了我黑色的眼睛,我却用他来翻白眼Q闲话少_q是要写作文Q现在来怎么能够看见头上灿烂的星I:(x)拿一大棒子,狠狠的打在头上! <br><br><br><span style="line-height: 21px; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); "> 湖南南诗意的生活?nbsp;</span><br>  2007高考湖南卷作文题:(x)诗意的生zȝ合自ql历以诗意的生活为题Q写一不于800字的作文… <br>  片段Q屎意的生活Q估计是专门写错的)Q要靠自q双手和大脑来创造。可惜我不是赵利华。老师Q我觉得你的生活很诗意,因ؓ(f)你的学问和那个什么什么的差不多。不说这些了Q还是写作文要紧Q写些什么呢Q我们就从唐诗说赗?nbsp;<br>  说道唐诗不得不说道一个hQ伟大的诗h苏东坡,q个唐朝最伟大的诗?#8230;… <br><br><br><span style="line-height: 21px; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); "><br>  北京卷对春夜喜雨的不同评论写作文 </span><br>  2007北京地区高考作文题为:(x)材料Q对春夜喜雨的不同评论-Q写作文Q题目自拟,体裁不限Q?00字以?#8230;<br>  片段Q打雷了下雨了收衣服了,唐僧哥哥q样说道Q?007q北京的W一场雨ph了?nbsp;<br>  (zhn)空当时在和紫霞姐姐U会(x)Q正要到了那话上Q突然下雨了Q?zhn)I拿Z自己的棒子,一下子向老天捅去?nbsp;<br>  “(zhn)空Q叫你不要把你的子晃来晃去Qؕ插到Z好!q没有插到人,插到天空中飞行的鸟也是不行的!真顽皮这孩子Q再不听话我p把紧觚咒儿念Q?#8221; <br>  正在q个时候,八戒从天IZ栽了下来Q骂道:(x)MDQ玉帝那老家伙有在和王母娘娘吉|了!飞行轨迹一打滑x老猪摔一交?nbsp;<br>  沙僧拿出了一张美女的照片Q埋在土里,虔诚的说道:(x)我在春天U下一个美奻ICU天׃(x)收获很多很多的美奟뀂当时候,大师兄一个、二师兄一个,剩下的我要,师傅太抠门了Q不l他Q?nbsp;<br><br><br><span style="line-height: 21px; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); ">  江南行走在消逝中?nbsp;</span><br> 2007q浙江高考作文题Q行走在消逝中… <br>  片段Q先一看这个题目,我就觉得q个题目有问题。行走在消逝中Q怎么可能。行走和消逝,哪个谁谁谁,站出老走l我看?鲁迅说过Q这里有一颗枣?wi),那里也有颗枣树(wi),说孔乙己大概或许已经MQ那是鲁q,是大Ӟ人家那可是高q手法。在q里我不是鄙视什么什么老师Q只是想说明一个问题,做学问要非常的认真的Q不要把学问当儿戏,我们Zq次高考可是下了好多的功夫了,你们q样草率Q简直对不v我们的父母。等着Q我的私人律师呆?x)?x)l你们打?sh)话Q?nbsp;<br><br><br><span style="line-height: 21px; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); "><br> 辽宁卯题作文:(x)我能 </span><br>  2007辽宁高考作文题Q以“我能”题写作?#8230; <br>  片段Q看着q个题目Q心理很沉重Qؓ(f)什么现在高考居然掺入了商业的元素呢Q?zhn)哀Q?nbsp;<br>  我能Q你qB吧!Ud不是什么好东西Q联通也不是什么好东西Q你看看他们的恶心伎俩吧—?nbsp;<br>  针对日前中国联通推出的以周Cu的爷爷做形象代言人,名ؓ(f)“孙子才玩动感地带”的活动,中国Ud立即做出反应Q他们声U已l签U姚明父Ԍ卛_开展大规模宣传“儿子新时I,老子全球?#8221;的口受而后Q中国联通聘?2岁新婚的杨振宁教授ؓ(f)新Ş象代a人,宣传口号是:(x)“我还?”中国UdZ反击Q立卌杨振宁的夫h帆为新形象代言人,宣传口号Q?#8220;你不能,我能叫你能!~~~” <br>  Ƣ迎大家使用灵通,我家里的人都在电(sh)信上班! <br><br><br> <span style="line-height: 21px; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); "> 重庆南酸甜苦辣说高考?/span> <br>  2007q重庆高考作文题Q酸甜苦辣说高考根据恢复高?0周年来写… <br>  片段Q高考多了,啥子鸟的都有。不是有句话q样说吗Q做爱做的事Q交׃配之人。所以我喜Ƣ说实话Q他们说什么过了高考就是什么天使啊Q王子啊Q我׃怿Q骑白马的不一定是王子Q可能是唐僧Q有膀的不一定是天Q也可能是鸟人!高考后的承诺就?#8220;caoNI?#8221;一Pl常说却很难做得刎ͼ所以,高考,我真想管你的L(fng)叫声亲爹Q?nbsp;<br><br><br><span style="line-height: 21px; 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color: rgb(255, 0, 0); ">  四川P(x)一步与一?nbsp;</span><br>  请以“一步与一?#8221;题写一作文,800字以?nbsp;<br>  片段Q?nbsp;<br>  杜甫说过Q十步杀一人,千里不流行;事了拂衣去,不留C名?nbsp;<br>  q个p?0?一人,代表我们的一生?nbsp;<br>  杜甫的这个理论,是从唯物的角度出发,阐述了h生和步伐的关pR当时他的规定太L了。ؓ(f)什么十步才能够杀人?而不是九(ji)步呢Q我们再来计下Q?千里=50000000cI我们要走多少步呢Q所以在杜甫q首诗歌蕴涵了h生与步伐是很漫长的关pR?nbsp;<br>  我们从易l里可以看出Q降龙八卦,抗龙有?zhn)Q从五行八卦而言Q一而二、二而三Q三生万物,所以在q个关系上一步与一生不能够形成对等的关p,不知道那个出提的家伙是怎么想的Q居然搞q个题目。看我辩I肠Q老师一见就断肠?/span> <img src ="http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/aggbug/99610.html" width = "1" height = "1" /><br><br><div align=right><a style="text-decoration:none;" href="http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/" target="_blank">逛奔的蜗?/a> 2009-10-27 21:06 <a href="http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2009/10/27/99610.html#Feedback" target="_blank" style="text-decoration:none;">发表评论</a></div>]]></description></item><item><title>|文Q三十句瞬间使你清醒的话http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2009/10/27/99609.html逛奔的蜗?/dc:creator>逛奔的蜗?/author>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:59:00 GMThttp://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2009/10/27/99609.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/biao/comments/99609.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2009/10/27/99609.html#Feedback0http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/comments/commentRss/99609.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/biao/services/trackbacks/99609.html
From: http://topic.csdn.net/u/20091026/00/4A1B6F80-D851-45D1-A267-F79CF7D13715.html
1。忍耐的实质是Q你要赚便宜你就赚,你想不要怽׃要脸Q随ѝ我能施舍给你的Q我l;我给不了的,你找别h要去。至于别人给不给Q那是你们的事了?nbsp;

2.对付虚伪的hQ不是骂她,不是拆穿她,而是让她l箋(zhn)哀地虚伪着Q然后装作什么也不知道。那么慢慢地Q很多h?x)主动跑来告诉你?gu)多虚伪?nbsp;

3.对付自私的hQ不是恨她,不是不理她,而是渐渐q离她,从心底远dQ然后装作什么都不知道。如果她L别hQ那么你?x)发玎ͼ很多人都q离了她?nbsp;

4.永远没有一个h是你M开的,现在M开的,不代表永q离不开。没有什么是你放弃不了的Q你不放弃的可能?x)先攑ּ你也说不定?nbsp;

5.除了父母Q没有什么h是不求回报的。恋人对你好是以爱情和谐为前提的Q朋友对你好是以共同利益和消除寂寞ؓ(f)前提的。另外的人,更不用说了?nbsp;

6.一个h生活虽然很难Q但也必d?x)一个hQ不要轻易依赖别人。这是ؓ(f)了防止你w边的h都离开的时候,你还可以好好zM厅R?nbsp;

7.生病的时候,自己要重视自己,不能{着哪个谁来重视你。等到那时候,你会(x)发现自己不管是n体还是心灵都已经很难受了?nbsp;

8.独自异地求学Q要学着多和父母联系沟通,要学着多听长辈的话。要学着忍耐,没有什么是你忍不了的,别h再错Q也犯不着拿别人的错误惩罚自己?nbsp;

9.别h和你说的话,不管Z什么初P能信但不能全信。但是,别h说的时候,量认真听,仔细回应Q这是对人的重?nbsp;

10.不要L试探你的好朋友,要不你不是很失望Q就是多了个“经?惛_?#8221;的帽子?nbsp;

11.不要L对h多愁善感Q就你是真的多愁善感。别人可能不能理解你的多愁善感,也没q个义务和责仅R这L(fng)话,你想的发泄就变成了自取其辱和加深痛苦?nbsp;

12.在Q何状况下Q不能玩弄别人,玩h必被人玩。你再有心眼Q也不是最厉害的那个?nbsp;

13。不要去抢属于别人的利益Q但也不能纵容别人抢自己的。这是原则?nbsp;

14.没有必要d妒别人的成WQh~,CQ奖学金之类。原因有五:(x)1Q别人可能真的付出得比你多,只不q你没看到?Q这些东西只能带来一时的满Q而不是永久的满Q不要也|?Q这里面有你玩不来的游戏规则Q玩的来的h也都挺篏的?Q你有不如h的,׃定有比别人好的,静待时机?Q不争抢q些Q你的朋友会(x)更多?nbsp;

15.能帮助别人的Q尽量帮忙。不能帮的,别勉己?nbsp;

16。对于喜Ƣ和你对着q的人,首先要客观的反省自己Q改正自己,消除自己的原因。其ơ,看清楚她是多么幼E,让她一个h不开心好了?nbsp;

17.对于和自qzM(fn)惯不同的人,把距Lq一点,然后各自zd自的Q不影响别hQ也别要求别人改变?nbsp;

18.好兄弟,明算账。不要把账目搞地太复杂,钱是父母l的Q不是自p的,要省着花?nbsp;



恋爱12?nbsp;

1.对待大学里的爱情Q要客观的看。你们在一P不一定要有一个目的和目标Q未来是未知的。不要嚷着别h什么都对你负责?nbsp;

2.不要Z摆脱寂寞Q轻易在一P要对别h的真心负责,要让你的爱对得v良心?nbsp;

3.对待恋h要信任,要不别把他当恋人?nbsp;

4。两个h谈恋ql费Q最好共同承担,女生不该让男生一个h承担。毕竟他׃Q不是欠你的。这Pq分开了,也不?x)因为钱的事尬?nbsp;

5.既然是因为爱在一L(fng)Q就认真l营q䆾感情Q付付出的,l果不重要,善始善终?nbsp;

6.对于暗恋般的感情Q没把握别L_旉久了Q你q淡了Q成长了?nbsp;

7.你爱的h也是普通hQ懂得原谅他们犯的错误,懂得接受他们指出你的~点和不?nbsp;

8。男生不要轻易说Z承诺有关的话Q女生不要轻易做需要别人承诺或负责的事。学?x)在某种E度上,保护好自己?nbsp;

9.面对别h不素的表白,耐心的們֐Q不接受但尽量少的伤宛_人?nbsp;

10.即q火热Q也要给自己和对方一个空_让你们看得清楚,zd自在?nbsp;

11.Ҏ(gu)人的父母长辈朋友Q表现地敬重而虚心。这是一个有素质的h该做的?nbsp;

12.分了手,别L扰彼此的生活。见了面Q不要苦大仇深,大方地笑一下也不会(x)歅R?nbsp;

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打印机ƈ口{USB接口http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2009/09/17/96482.html逛奔的蜗?/dc:creator>逛奔的蜗?/author>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 23:20:00 GMThttp://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2009/09/17/96482.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/biao/comments/96482.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2009/09/17/96482.html#Feedback0http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/comments/commentRss/96482.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/biao/services/trackbacks/96482.htmll果接上后老是昄无法识别 下了好多USB转打印口的驱动都没有?br>
应该昄的是 无法识别的USB讑֤ 指的是你q口8400E通过q口转USB口无法识?
既然都无法识?你装驱动又能有什么用?再说XP下就不需要驱?驱动是针?8和MACq有Ҏ(gu)计算Z用的,
问题在那根线?q种U你要买的很便宜,得拿好几根?或许有一根就可以用在你的8400?
q根无法识别的USBU也不是坏了,装到喷墨打印Z可以用,针式打印机的q口协议和其他打印机不同,
拿几根线来试,有可以用的,多余的退回去,我是卖打印机?常这样做

原文Qhttp://wenwen.soso.com/z/q133035230.htm


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|文Q?外国孩做的数学题,W的眼泪都出来了http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2009/07/03/89194.html逛奔的蜗?/dc:creator>逛奔的蜗?/author>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:39:00 GMThttp://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2009/07/03/89194.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/biao/comments/89194.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/biao/archive/2009/07/03/89194.html#Feedback0http://www.shnenglu.com/biao/comments/commentRss/89194.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/biao/services/trackbacks/89194.html
1.下列方E式展开    
 
展的果然很开Q~ 
老师的评语是Qvery funny,peter 

2.扑ևX 
 
果然一下就扑ֈ了!~ 

3.极限原来是昏倒了 
 

4.U分 
 
剩下一个披风!~ 

5.six当然{于6 
 

6.让h上吊的难?nbsp;


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