锘??xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?> Q: Do Chinese eat dogs? A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanks giving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeys as human's best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys. Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world? Q: Why doesn't your government give Tibet back to its monks? A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida. Q: Are the products made in China very cheap? A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper. Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it? A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in. Q: Why are you the only kids in your family? A: Because our parents don't fuck around.
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A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
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Cause my heart so much misery
I will not break the way you did,
You fell so hard
I've learned the hard way
To never let it get that far
Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt
Because of you
I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me
Because of you
I am afraid
I lose my way
And it's not too long before you point it out
I cannot cry
Because I know that's weakness in your eyes
I'm forced to fake
A smile, a laugh everyday of my life
My heart can't possibly break
When it wasn't even whole to start with
Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt
Because of you
I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me
Because of you
I am afraid
I watched you die
I heard you cry every night in your sleep
I was so young
You should have known better than to lean on me
You never thought of anyone else
You just saw your pain
And now I cry in the middle of the night
For the same damn thing
Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt
Because of you
I try my hardest just to forget everything
Because of you
I don't know how to let anyone else in
Because of you
I'm ashamed of my life because it's empty
Because of you
I am afraid
Because of you
Because of you
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