锘??xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?>精品久久久久国产免费,色偷偷偷久久伊人大杳蕉,久久久久久久久无码精品亚洲日韩http://www.shnenglu.com/asp/category/2900.htmlSee, I'm living...zh-cnSat, 31 May 2008 04:09:11 GMTSat, 31 May 2008 04:09:11 GMT60Weird Al Yankovic - This Is The Lifehttp://www.shnenglu.com/asp/articles/14405.htmlAspAspMon, 30 Oct 2006 15:36:00 GMThttp://www.shnenglu.com/asp/articles/14405.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/asp/comments/14405.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/asp/articles/14405.html#Feedback0http://www.shnenglu.com/asp/comments/commentRss/14405.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/asp/services/trackbacks/14405.htmlI eat filet mignon seven times a day My bathtub's filled with Perrier What can I say This is the life
I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood I hire somebody to chew my food I'm an upwardly mobile dude This is the life
They say that money corrupts you But I can't really tell I got the whole world at my feet And I think it's pretty swell
I got women lined up outside my door They've been waitin' there since the week before Who could ask for more This is the life
You're dead for a real long time You just can't prevent it So if money can't buy happiness I guess I'll have to rent it
Yeah, every day I make the front page news No time to pay my dues I got a million pairs of shoes This is the life
I got a solid gold Cadillac I make a fortune while I sleep You can tell I'm a living legend Not some ordinary creep
No way, I'm the boss, the big cheese Yeah, I got this town on its knobby little knees And I can do just what I please This is the life
That's right, I'm the king, number one I buy monographed Kleenex by the ton I pay the bills, I call the shots I grease the palms, I buy the yachts
One thing I can guarantee The best things in life, they sure ain't free It's such a thrill just to be me This is the life Waah, this is the life
]]>Weird Al Yankovic - Hardware Storehttp://www.shnenglu.com/asp/articles/14403.htmlAspAspMon, 30 Oct 2006 15:32:00 GMThttp://www.shnenglu.com/asp/articles/14403.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/asp/comments/14403.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/asp/articles/14403.html#Feedback0http://www.shnenglu.com/asp/comments/commentRss/14403.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/asp/services/trackbacks/14403.htmlNothin' ever (ever) happens in this town Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here I thought that I would go right out of my mind Until a friend told me the news
He said, "Hey, you know that vacant lot Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it And on that spot they're gonna build a shop Where we can go buy bolts and screws"
Since then I've been walking on air (air) I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair 'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care I've been waiting since last June
For this day to finally arrive I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive 'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside Well, I hope they open soon
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when) When are they gonna open up that door? I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the Hardware store
In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out I pressed my nose right up against the glass You know, I had to be first in line
Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom Want a pair of pliers for every single room of my house See those hacksaws? Very, very soon One of them will be all mine
Guys with nametags walking down the aisles Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles All arranged alphabetically
And they're doing a promotional stunt There's a great big purple sign out front That says every 27th customer Will get a ball peen hammer free
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when) When are they gonna open up that door? I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the Hardware store
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the Hardware store
Would you look at all that stuff ... They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when) When are they gonna open up that door? I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the Hardware store
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the Hardware store
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the Hardware store
]]>Weird Al Yankovic - I Love Rocky Roadhttp://www.shnenglu.com/asp/articles/14373.htmlAspAspMon, 30 Oct 2006 04:45:00 GMThttp://www.shnenglu.com/asp/articles/14373.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/asp/comments/14373.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/asp/articles/14373.html#Feedback0http://www.shnenglu.com/asp/comments/commentRss/14373.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/asp/services/trackbacks/14373.htmlI hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school Yah, but chocolate's gettin' old Vanilla just leaves me cold
There's just one flavor good enough for me, yah me Don't gimme no crummy taste spoon I know what I need
Baby, I love rocky road So won't ya go and buy half a gallon, baby I love rocky road So have another triple scoop with me, ow
They tell me ice cream junkies are all the same All the soda jerkers know my name When their supply is gone Then I'll be movin' on
But I'll be back on Monday afternoon, you'll see Another truck load's comin' in for me, all for me I'm singin'
I love rocky road So won't ya go and buy half a gallon, baby I love rocky road So have another triple scoop with me, ow
(oh, make it talk)
When I'm all alone, I just grab myself a cone And if I get fat and loose my teeth that's fine with me Just lock me in the freezer and throw away the key Sing it
I love rocky road So won't ya go and buy half a gallon, baby I love rocky road So have another triple scoop with me
I love rocky road So won't ya go and buy half a gallon, baby I love rocky road So have another triple scoop with
*I love rocky road *So won't ya go and buy half a gallon, baby *I love rocky road *So have another triple scoop with
*I love rocky road *So won't ya go and buy half a gallon, baby *I love rocky road *So have another triple scoop with me
]]>Weird Al Yankovic - Like A Surgeonhttp://www.shnenglu.com/asp/articles/14371.htmlAspAspMon, 30 Oct 2006 04:44:00 GMThttp://www.shnenglu.com/asp/articles/14371.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/asp/comments/14371.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/asp/articles/14371.html#Feedback0http://www.shnenglu.com/asp/comments/commentRss/14371.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/asp/services/trackbacks/14371.htmlI聽finally made it through med school Somehow I made it through I'm just an intern I still make a mistake or two
I was last in my class Barely passsed at the institute Now I'm trying to avoid, yah I'm trying to avoid A malpractise suit
Hey, like a surgeon Cuttin' for the very first time Like a surgeon Organ transplants are my line
Better give me all your gause nurse This patient's fading fast Complications have set in Don't know how long he'll last
Let me see, that I.V. Here we go - time to operate I'll pull his insides out, pull his insides out And see what he ate
Like a surgeon, hey Cuttin' for the very first time Like a surgeon Here's a waiver for you to sign
Woe, woe, woe
It's a fact - I'm a quack The disgrace of the A.M.A. 'Cause my patients die, yah my patients die Before they can pay
Like a surgeon, hey Cuttin' for the very first time Like a surgeon Got your kidneys on my mind
Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon When I reach inside With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh
Ooh baby, yah I can hear your heartbeat For the very last time
]]>Weird Al Yankovic - Eat Ithttp://www.shnenglu.com/asp/articles/14372.htmlAspAspMon, 30 Oct 2006 04:44:00 GMThttp://www.shnenglu.com/asp/articles/14372.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/asp/comments/14372.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/asp/articles/14372.html#Feedback0http://www.shnenglu.com/asp/comments/commentRss/14372.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/asp/services/trackbacks/14372.htmlHow come you're always such a fussy young man? Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan So eat it, just eat it
Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate You won't get no desert 'till you clean off your plate So eat it
Don't you tell me you're full Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Get yourself an egg and beat it Have some more chicken, have some more pie It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh
Your table manners are some cryin' shame You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game Now, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame So eat it, just eat it
You better listen, better do what you're told You haven't even touched your tuna casserole You better chow down or it's gonna get cold So eat it
I don't care if you're full Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Open up your mouth and feed it Have some more yogurt, have some more spam It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Don't you make me repeat it Have a banana, have a whole bunch It doesn't matter what you had for lunch Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it If it's gettin' cold, reheat it Have a big dinner, have a light snack If you don't like it you can't send it back Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord) Have some more chicken, have some more pie It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Don't you make me repeat it (oh no) Have a banana, have a whole bunch It doesn't matter what you had for lunch Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
]]>Weird Al Yankovic - Fathttp://www.shnenglu.com/asp/articles/14369.htmlAspAspMon, 30 Oct 2006 04:42:00 GMThttp://www.shnenglu.com/asp/articles/14369.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/asp/comments/14369.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/asp/articles/14369.html#Feedback0http://www.shnenglu.com/asp/comments/commentRss/14369.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/asp/services/trackbacks/14369.htmlYour butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or I鈥檒l sit on you The word is out, better treat me right 鈥檆ause I鈥檓 the king of cellulite Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break I鈥檓 too much man for you to take The pavement cracks when I fall down I鈥檝e got more chins than chinatown
Well, I鈥檝e never used a phone booth And I鈥檝e never seen my toes When I鈥檓 goin鈥?to the movies I take up seven rows
Because I鈥檓 fat, I鈥檓 fat, come on (fat, fat, really really fat) You know I鈥檓 fat, I鈥檓 fat, you know it (fat, fat, really really fat) You know I鈥檓 fat, I鈥檓 fat, come on you know (fat, fat, really really fat) Don鈥檛cha call me pudgy, portly or stout Just now tell me once again who鈥檚 fat
When I walk out to get my mail It measures on the richter scale Down at the beach I鈥檓 a lucky man I鈥檓 the only one who gets a tan If I have one more pie a la mode I鈥檓 gonna need my own zip code
When you鈥檙e only having seconds I鈥檓 having twenty-thirds When I go to get my shoes shined I gotta take their word
Because I鈥檓 fat, I鈥檓 fat, sha mone (fat, fat, really really fat) You know I鈥檓 fat, I鈥檓 fat, you know it (fat, fat, really really fat) You know I鈥檓 fat, I鈥檓 fat, you know it you know (fat, fat, really really fat) And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds Lemme tell you once again who鈥檚 fat
If you see me comin鈥?your way Better give me plenty space If I tell you that I鈥檓 hungry Then won鈥檛 you feed my face
Because I鈥檓 fat, I鈥檓 fat, come on (fat, fat, really really fat) You know I鈥檓 fat, I鈥檓 fat, you know it (fat, fat, really really fat) You know I鈥檓 fat, I鈥檓 fat, you know it, you know (fat, fat, really really fat) Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house I really sit around the house
You know I鈥檓 fat, I鈥檓 fat, come on (fat, fat, really really fat) You know I鈥檓 fat, I鈥檓 fat, you know it, you know it (fat, fat, really really fat) You know, you know, you know, come on (fat, fat, really really fat) And you know all by myself I鈥檓 a crowd Lemme tell you once again
You know I鈥檓 huge, I鈥檓 fat, you know it (fat, fat, really really fat) You know I鈥檓 fat, you know, hoo (fat, fat, really really fat) You know I鈥檓 fat, I鈥檓 fat, you know it, you know (fat, fat, really really fat) And the whole world knows I鈥檓 fat and I鈥檓 proud Just tell me once again who鈥檚 fat
]]>Weird Al Yankovic - Smells Like Nirvanahttp://www.shnenglu.com/asp/articles/14370.htmlAspAspMon, 30 Oct 2006 04:42:00 GMThttp://www.shnenglu.com/asp/articles/14370.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/asp/comments/14370.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/asp/articles/14370.html#Feedback0http://www.shnenglu.com/asp/comments/commentRss/14370.htmlhttp://www.shnenglu.com/asp/services/trackbacks/14370.htmlWhat is this song all about? Can't figure any lyrics out How do the words to it go? I wish you'd tell me, I don't know Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no! Don't know, don't know, don't know...
Now I'm mumblin' and I'm screamin' And I don't know what I'm singin' Crank the volume, ears are bleedin' I still don't know what I'm singin' We're so loud and incoherent Boy, this oughta bug your parents Yeah!
*belch*
poing!
It's unintelligible I just can't get it through my skull It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss with all these marbles in my mouth Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no! Don't know, don't know, don't know...
Well, we don't sound like Madonna Here we are now, we're Nirvana Sing distinctly? We don't wanna Buy our album, we're Nirvana A garage band from Seattle Well it sure beats raisin' cattle Yeah!
moo..
baa...
And I forgot the next verse Oh well, I guess it pays to rehearse The lyric sheet's so hard to find What are the words, oh nevermind Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no! Don't know, don't know, don't know...
Well, I'm yellin' and we're playin' But I don't know what I'm sayin' What's the message I'm conveyin'? Can you tell me what I'm sayin'? So have you got some idea? Didn't think so Well, I'll see ya Sayonara, sayonara Ayonawa, hodinawa Odinaya, yodinaya Yaddayadda, yaaahyaaah Ayiyaaaaaah!